Nigel The Spider
Nigel the Spider
There’s a spider
I think I’ll call it Nigel
Well Nigel the Spider
Is making a web outside of my window
Nigel the Spider
Is professional web maker
A real wonder of architecture
I think Nigel the Spider is planning a web
Which will hide my whole window
But Nigel the Spider
Isn’t same spider it used to be
Nigel the Spider drinks
Far too much
He had fallen in love to a girl
Beautiful girl
But this girl tried to eat Nigel the Spider
She was only after Nigel the Spider’s money
Nigel the Spider is ashamed
And watches documentary films about homosexual penguins
Poor Nigel the Spider
Girl friend tried to eat
No more wonder of architecture
And I do think
Web won’t be hiding my whole window
Which is good thing
But all the dreams have died
And Nigel the Spider
Is watching documentary films about homosexual penguins
And listening to Lulu and Bowie singing “The Man Who Sold the World”
And damn that is how Nigel the Spider feels
Like he had sold the world
Poor Nigel the Spider
Will he ever find his dead dreams again
/ 6.6.2004, 01:07 a.m. /
Nigel Araignée Est Ici Encore
Nigel araignée est ici encore
Il est just venu de la désintoxication
Nigel araignée a le thérapeute privé
Comme ‘Metallica’
Nigel araignée est maintenant le rockeur
Les filles se collent toujours derrière lui
Son thérapeute est son dealer
Il vit sa vie
Il est indifférant même
Les filles se collent toujours collées derrière lui
Et ces filles ne tentent pas de manger Nigel araignée
Maintenant Nigel araignée croit que il est heureux
Mais il ne sait rien
Je pleure parce que je suis ivre!
Nigel araignée, tu passes encore vers la ruine
Nigel araignée est similaire
Il ne change jamais
Nous pleurons
Adieu Nigel araignée
Nigel the Immortal Spider
Do you remember a spider that’s been insuch an early poem
I have heard rumours
And I wanted to know if they’re true
So I looked in a nook behind my bed
And yes there he was
Nigel the spider
Never ever dying
He has there a little web
You remember, he was a pro
If you go up
You’ll come down
And it’s a long way down
Nigel the spider may say “Goodbye babes”
But he’s not the one who decides of life
He’s been high, he’s been low
Never going back again
Another chance to change the point of view
But he wants off this ordinary world
he wants an axe to break the ice
Between him and life
Nigel the spider may be beaten
But he’s not dead
Nigel the Spider Has Gone
I remember the golden days of Nigel the Spider
He rocked in our hearts and minds
He rocked out our hearts and minds too
He made a web where we happily stuck to
And we everything to get away
Now he’s gone
All the black widows are crying
For a change real tears
Oh how many times he did escape from those devourers
There where times when he was one of us
And then times when he was none of us
But now he’s gone
He spent some moments in heat and some in freezer too
And some said he had fetish for penguins
Don’t know if it’s true
But now they whisper
How did he die
Was it an accident
Was it a suicide
Was it completely natural
Or did they murder him
Everybody has own suspicion
And now he’s gone
But I tell you the truth, my truth
He dried and roasted
Went to Sahara and sun did the rest
And yes it was a suicide
Oh why, read the letter
But keep this all and the letter between us
Nigel the Spider has gone, he’s gone
Never comes back
Nigel the Spider’s Punishment
Nigel the spider
All the love is gone
End of days you came
You see now the hills
Never saw it was coming
And were so sure
Girls girls girls
What more can you wish
Money money money
This is all I need
More more more
You yelled my darling
Spinned your web silvery
But even the web of spider
Ain’t perfect
I was the one to find the crack
In your shell
And I did my best
So the crack would become bigger and bigger
I drove you on the edge of insanity
But you were tougher I thought
Once you were there never going back
But that wasn’t a problem to me
You just needed a little bit help
And I was able to do that for you
One push took in the arms
Of the most beautiful thing in eternity
They call it the void
The void I said
What did I get
Nothing but the peace of mind
Contrition ain’t my best qualities
Oh no I never regret
